#SHRM14: Let’s grab coffee (you’re buying)

And by coffee, I mean turkey legs and frozen blueberry-mango rum lemonade.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down…

You see that badge over there? You know what I had to do to get that badge?
Buy the full version of Photoshop
Spike the Kool-Aid of everyone on the SHRM Annual Conference Speaker Selection Committee
I beat out thousands (trillions?) of other speaker submissions to be selected as a SHRM 2014 Annual Conference & Exposition speaker.

And, crew, I got selected to speak not once, but twice. Know what that means? ***Ducks Lucifer’s pitchfork***  Say, is it just me, or do any of you smell sulfur?

It means that SHRM trusts me to speak intelligently about: (1) social media in the workplace; and (2) tackling leave issues under the FMLA/ADA.

That’s a lot of pressure. Let’s just hope I remember to wear pants. Pretty sure I can pull it off. (The pants and the presentations).

But otherwise, when I’m not speaking, Your Blogness is up for whatever; not in a Bud Light “Up for Whatever” kinda way. See, turkey legs, et al, supra. Rather, I’d like to meet some of my readers — the ones that aren’t crazy stalkers.

So, if you’re not a crazy stalker, and you like this blog, and you’re gonna be at SHRM14, then drop me a line, and let’s plan some time to meet. I look forward to catching up.

See you in Orlando.