Ranking the Thanksgiving turkey(s) and sides: The Employer Handbook Top 20

November 22, 2017 | by Eric B. Meyer

This is not up for debate.

Sweet potato casserole with marshmallows **kisses fingers**
Macaroni and cheese
Stuffing
Homemade mashed potatoes
Cornbread
Gravy (bonus points for sausage)
Turkey
Canned cranberry sauce
Corn
Roasted vegetables
Homemade cranberry sauce
Brussel sprouts
Green bean casserole
Turducken
Instant mashed potatoes or any other wannabe mashed potatoes such as cauliflower puree
Macaroni and cheese combined with any vegetable
Anything with kale, quinoa, or other alleged “superfood.” (Unless your idea of superfood is bacon)
Tofurkey
Overcooked turkey
Pearl onion casserole

Late November entrants that didn’t make the list: This turkey, this turkey, and this turkey.

Wishing you a safe and happy Thanksgiving, surrounded by friends and family!

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