Camouflage toilet paper is so last year. The most unusual workplace gifts of 2014.

After two days of organized-labor-themed oxygen-sucking blog posts, I’m gonna lighten it up today, with some holiday co-worker gift-giving ideas for you.

Taking my cue from CareerBuilder’s 2014 list of the most unusual holiday gifts exchanged in the workplace, please consider nixing these from your list:

• A box of Hot Pockets®.
• A chess piece (just one piece, not a set).
• A fire extinguisher.
• A voucher for a free lawn game of the co-worker’s own invention.
• A turquoise leather vest.
• Zombie action figures.
• A Ziploc® bag with coffee (enough to make one pot).
• A ‘gun of the day’ calendar.
• A bag of chips.
• A Christmas ornament with the co-worker’s and spouse’s photos on it.

If you are looking for a holiday gift for yours truly, I was over on perpetualkid.com, and a few items to consider:

• For you cheapskates, there’s this.
• If you insist on being more practical.
• And, if y’all want to chip in, just don’t judge me.

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