Whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down…
You see that badge over there? You know what I had to do to get that badge?Buy the full version of Photoshop Spike the Kool-Aid of everyone on the SHRM Annual Conference Speaker Selection Committee
I beat out thousands (trillions?) of other speaker submissions to be selected as a SHRM 2014 Annual Conference & Exposition speaker.
And, crew, I got selected to speak not once, but twice. Know what that means? ***Ducks Lucifer’s pitchfork*** Say, is it just me, or do any of you smell sulfur?
It means that SHRM trusts me to speak intelligently about: (1) social media in the workplace; and (2) tackling leave issues under the FMLA/ADA.
That’s a lot of pressure. Let’s just hope I remember to wear pants. Pretty sure I can pull it off. (The pants and the presentations).
But otherwise, when I’m not speaking, Your Blogness is up for whatever; not in a Bud Light “Up for Whatever” kinda way. See, turkey legs, et al, supra. Rather, I’d like to meet some of my readers — the ones that aren’t crazy stalkers.
So, if you’re not a crazy stalker, and you like this blog, and you’re gonna be at SHRM14, then drop me a line, and let’s plan some time to meet. I look forward to catching up.
See you in Orlando.