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Like last year, this year’s list is not up for debate. Don’t @ me.
- Sweet potato casserole with marshmallows **kisses fingers again** [Last year – No. 1]
- Stuffing [Last year – No. 3]
- Homemade mashed potatoes [Last year – No. 4]
- Cornbread [Last year – No. 5]
- Macaroni and cheese [Last year – No. 2]
- Brussel sprouts (Have I matured in 2018? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯) [Last year No. 12]
- Canned cranberry sauce [Last year – No. 8]
- Gravy (bonus points for sausage) [Last year – No. 6]
- Homemade cranberry sauce [Last year – No. 11]
- King’s Hawaiian Sweet Rolls [Last year – Unranked]
- Roasted vegetables [Last year – No. 10]
- Glazed carrots [Last year – Unranked]
- Turkey [Last year – No. 7]
- Corn on the cob (I wouldn’t serve creamed corn to my dog. Although, proper Esquites would be top 5) [Last year – No. 9]
- Green bean casserole [Last year – No. 13]
- Turducken [Last year – No. 14]
- Instant mashed potatoes or any other wannabe mashed potatoes such as cauliflower puree [Last year – No. 15]
- Macaroni and cheese combined with any vegetable [Last year – No. 16]
- Steamed vegetables [Last year – Unranked]
- Anything with kale, quinoa, or other alleged “superfood.” (Unless your idea of superfood is bacon) [Last year – No. 17]
Booted from last year’s list: Tofurkey [Last year – No. 18], Overcooked turkey [Last year – No. 19], Pearl onion casserole [Last year – No. 20]
Wishing you a safe and happy Thanksgiving, surrounded by friends and family!