This is not up for debate.
- Sweet potato casserole with marshmallows **kisses fingers**
- Macaroni and cheese
- Stuffing
- Homemade mashed potatoes
- Cornbread
- Gravy (bonus points for sausage)
- Turkey
- Canned cranberry sauce
- Corn
- Roasted vegetables
- Homemade cranberry sauce
- Brussel sprouts
- Green bean casserole
- Turducken
- Instant mashed potatoes or any other wannabe mashed potatoes such as cauliflower puree
- Macaroni and cheese combined with any vegetable
- Anything with kale, quinoa, or other alleged “superfood.” (Unless your idea of superfood is bacon)
- Tofurkey
- Overcooked turkey
- Pearl onion casserole
Late November entrants that didn’t make the list: This turkey, this turkey, and this turkey.
Wishing you a safe and happy Thanksgiving, surrounded by friends and family!