Yesterday’s United States Supreme Court Equal Pay Act decision — in a limerick.

February 26, 2019 | by Eric B. Meyer

Edward Lear [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

***cracks knuckles***

Can salary history justify different paychecks?
The Ninth Circuit said that’s no “factor other than sex.”
But, after the deciding vote died.
The Equal Pay Act opinion ink dried.
So the Supreme Court decided, it’s nixed.

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