1 out of 3 of you are cannibal zombie workplace scum

November 2, 2016 | by Eric B. Meyer

Actually, it’s more like 36% of you.

Happy Wednesday! And, if today should happen to be the apocalypse — seeing as the Chicago Cubs could win the World Series tonight — this chart from CareerBuilder shows which cities are most likely to survive an uprising of the undead.

So, hunker down, put OSHA on speed dial, and use your remaining hours wisely — like connecting with me on LinkedIn.

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